Xena is a Punk Rocker

by Kate Kane

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In a time of ancient goddesses, amazon chicks, and queens
There lived a super hot babe about whom I will now sing
She was Xena:Warrior Princess, and she had a real big sword
And thanks to her great tv show now I am never bored

She's even punker than Sheena
She is the girl of my dreamsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
She is part goddess, part hyena, part cheetah
I wanna be her for halloweena every night

This girl in turmoil cries out for a hero every night
When I turn on the television everything's alright
Her power, passion, danger forges out onto the screen
My favorite parts are when she goes into her battle scream

She put the colada in my pina
I wonder if she has a weinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
You know what I meana, Gabby have you seena
At Wimbledon, she beat Sirena tonight


released May 3, 2013



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